Scattergories: Hectic Birds
OPPS! I MADE A LITTLE POOPY…

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This little guy has a headache after flying into the window. It frequently happens, but this time he landed on the sidewalk and the neighbor’s mama cat was very interested. So, I went out and kept the dazed birdlett warm until he unrattled his brain. During that time, I thought to myself, “I sure feel like this, at times”.
More and more lately I find myself scampering about that I, too, run into invisible walls. This little hectic bird has reminded me to slow down a bit… there really is no rush to get to the worm buffet.

As you can see, after about 10 minutes and some coaching to fly, this little bird was fine. Sometimes we get the poo knocked out of us, but that shouldn’t keep us from trying to fly again.
Scattergories: Judy is Leaving…
There, I said it. I’ve been in denial about Judy’s retirement. Judy is our Regional Office Manager, my dear friend, and sister by adoption (Ok, I adopted her as an adult… it works). This is the last year I kicked out my family at Thanksgiving (what a wonderful wife and mother, no?) Anyway, Judy and I decorate my home for Christmas because we have the office family party here, among other parties. The office party will also be Judy’s Retirement party; this is very emotional for me because we are so close… like twins.
So we decorate and have a really fun time, I already said this in a comment at David’s place, but we joke about doing a spoof HGTV video titled, “Two, Old, Straight (yet not homophobic) Broads Decorate for Christmas” rated PG-13 for Language (and maybe a little violence since Judy broke THREE glass ornaments this year…sheesh!).
The weird thing is that I am not a “theme” kind of person; it’s easier to just put up every little ornament handed down through family history, kindergarden, and bunco (when one has not decorating talent). But, no, Judy is the decorating diva, so five years ago we started having “themes” *exhibiting a discusting did-someone-bufa? face* OK, I was in charge the first year… “I know! The theme will be snow!” Five bags of Buffalo Snow works wonders. Judy took over after that. This year found me in charge since there would be some “surprises” for Judy and her retirement. The theme is: Roadkill! OK, not actually, but sort of along those lines.
Judy and Darryl are selling their home (trying to, it may be years) and moving into their RV to travel the US and Canada. So the Christmas theme ended up being somewhat whimsical… a word I would hate if I used such a strong word as the h-word. Sort of a “Cars” (kids know that movie) meets Route 66. I’ve printed up funny roads signs using famous Judyisms like ” What part of STOP don’t you understand?” and so on. I also have made her the official “Mud Flap Girl” (but added a few middle-age pounds). The house is decorated, but without her signs because we’ve had two little events prior to the office party. But here’s a photo of the whimsy save the special signs:

Wrong photo… no matter…I really like this High School Green & Orange Tree (my idea) with the mischieveous kitten and the Dr. Suess “work of art”. I do this fun stuff while Judy works her butt off!

So, the little road signs will be placed on the various garlands and tree. This one, with the moose, has a “Moose Crossing” sign and I added, “You Don’t Scare Me… I have children!” one of Judy’s most popular G-rated sayings. From the signs we will lovingly roast Judy… I can’t wait.
This will do… as they say, “too much information”. Posting once every six months isn’t THAT bad, no?
Actually, I miss everyone and will try to get back on board… feel the love, jenny
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